WINTER DRIVING TIP #99

"crown victor victoria" (cvv) 01/02/2014 at 11:36 • Filed to: winter driving tips

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If your parking space gets covered with snow, it might be better to just leave it like that, because at least nobody else will park there.

Victorious Secret > crown victor victoria 01/02/2014 at 11:40

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If I see a snow covered spot I take it as a personal challenge to claim the territory for my family's honor.

I don't know what I'm saying. Fuck you. Its Friday.

Tom McParland > crown victor victoria 01/02/2014 at 11:42

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crown victor victoria > Victorious Secret 01/02/2014 at 11:47

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It's Thursday!

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > crown victor victoria 01/02/2014 at 11:47

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Unless you're a lowered jetta. Then you just sorta do one of these

And pick another spot.

Victorious Secret > crown victor victoria 01/02/2014 at 11:48

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Roberto G. > crown victor victoria 01/02/2014 at 12:22

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This if you have a parking space. On the contrary, if you had a row box like I had during our memorable snowfall of 1986, you just pick your shovel and start shoveling those two feet of snow: a shovelful to the right and one to the left, till you're all sweaty and going like a robot. Then you go up, shower and go to bed. Only to be woken up after five minutes from your neighbor, asking you: " Are you stupid, or what ?" and going with him to look out of the window, you see that in front of the door of his nearby box (and in front of the box to your right as well) are two mountains of snow 6 feet tall. And you try to say: ". ..but where the heck was I supposed to throw it? "

parkingking > Tom McParland 01/02/2014 at 17:07

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As an "Avanthusiast," surely you agree that it's Quattros that can park like this.

Birddog > crown victor victoria 01/02/2014 at 18:57

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Unless you live in Chicago, Berwyn or Cicero Illinois.
Then you see it as an opportunity to shovel the spot and show off your great taste in furniture..